How should you answer as revenge to a guy who constantly compares me to his current girlfriend?

This guy (he's a friend) always compares me to his new gf. He said how she's skinnier, sexier, smarter, etc all the times. A few days ago, I just came back from a holiday and I did gain a little weight and he commented on my tummy, and again comparing me to his gf, he said she's a gym freak and that her tummy is really flat and he even suddenly touch my lower belly. I found this disrespectful and I'm planning to give a little revenge. Any ideas will be appreciated. Thank you.

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This guy likes you as more than a friend.He is not trying to put you down.In a weird childish way,he is trying to talk himself into those things being better about his girlfriend.He touched you because hes into you ,silly-not because he disrespects you.He was looking for an excuse to put his hands on you somehow!

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• oh my :o
• I think the best revenge is to cut this guy from your life. He's not a boyfriend or a relative. He's not even a co-worker. You don't need a toxic friendship. He's petty and completely inconsiderate. No need to continue such a friendship.
• This might seem a little mean but I would say, ain't nobody worried about you ugly a** snake face a** girlfriend. Stop comparing me to her, I didn't want to be her yesterday, I don't want to be her today, I won't want to be her tomorrow, and damn sure not anytime in the future. I am me and if you want to be my friend respect that sh*t, or like do you wish she was me? I mean you can't talk about her unless it's in comparison to me. But until you get that through your thick skull excuse your breath from my face.
• Your revenge should be to ignore him. He's doing it for attention. Don't give it to him.
• Hit what he is insecure on. He needs to say that because he doesnt feel secure about himself. State: "You would need a cute girl, you are awfully uncool - does she help you get your cool points? You are not cute yourself. You seem rather (and insult him)." State.."I am glad that my boyfriend wont need a trophy because most guys that need trophies usually cant hold their own weight in the land of popularity. They are always struggling to find someone or something that makes them cool. But, congrats I am glad that she has filled that hole for you. I hope she never breaks up with you though, you will be a mess..Or, you will probably try to find someone quickly that you can brag about..either way, I feel bad for you bro." Those are AGGRESSIVE attacks he is going to deny it, be the bigger denier. "Oh no man, I wasnt trying to offend you I dont see you as attacking me..I am just saying I see where that stems from." And then attack her. Attack her one by one. Think. Does she have a fake tan? What are her grades? You get that information by finding out through him, casually ask him (prior to your aggressive attack). I know someone that brags all the time, I dont deal with them but I will in a few months..all I had to say.."hmm, that seems almost too good to be true! But girl go!" She went in a tail spin trying to make it even more elaborate it was quite sad. So that is short and sweet...but that stings because you have to understand the psyche..WHY is he telling you this?Because HE feels that he is nothing without bragging..and you are the one he tries to put down so that he can feel good about himself. But once you attack him...you are going to change the dynamics, he will have to defend her. And whenever you see him..he will be on the defensive.It will be the same type of rhetoric but he will be so emotional you will be able to easily rattle him.So, when he comes back to you after your attack...he is going to use the same messaging..because thats who he is. But his messaging will be emotional. It will be like: MY GIRLFRIEND IS ALL THAT, BECAUSE SHE DID X..DID YOU DO X, it will be more aggressive emotional and you say.."oh, geez, man you dont have to impress me...Im not impressed because (and attack her again)." Pretty soon either he will get tired or become really insecure.
• It's 4:00 o clock in the morning DAMMIT! Start comparing him to somebody.
• I know the perfect thing to say because I know what's going on. say, you just talk all your s*** because you subconsciously would rather have me despite all the b******* you harp on all the time and you don't even know it. go tell her that if she's so great what do I have to do with it. you don't even deserve her for a lot of reasons and your actions prove so...but that's if you want to hurt him. since I just showed you why he's telling you these things maybe your feelings changed. but there you go you got what you asked for the perfect revenge words. good luck summerrrrr :p
• Seriously, dont bother with this guy any more. Revenge is just a further waste of your time and energy. He sounds toxic and mean. Cut him out of your life. His behaviour is judgemental and disrespectful, who the heck is he to make such personal comments to you or have notions of entitlement to actually touch you? Does his new girlfriend know he hangs out with another girl whom he is so mean to, and touches? Does she even exist? Walk away, head held high. Find new friends who support and build you up not drag you down.