How can I become lactose intolerant?

I'd like to lose some weight, but I really like ice cream. If I can become lactose intolerant though I'll just blast out any ice cream that I eat so I don't gain weight from it. I want to eat ice cream and blow more ass than a Tijuana stripper at a donkey show. How do you become lactose intolerant?

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omfg. im lactose intolerant and whenever i eat a yogurt, drink a milkshake, or even eat a fricking piece of pizza i fart like crazy! it smells HORRIBLE and the worst part is, i cant control it! LOL. ive been like this for a month now, i guess i just "became" lactose intolerant. but its soo gross. i dont like being around people after i eat dairy products...this also sounds like a troll question, just saying. and im pretty sure your body still absorbs the calories...

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• Just stop eating ice cream. There's no way to make yourself lactose intolerant.