What illegal drugs should I take to lose weight?

I really want to lose weight. I'm so unhappy with myself....I've tried eating healthy, not eating at all (that didn't last long) & I've tried exercising. Nothing seems to work. I use to be a lot smaller. I just want to lose weight and fast. Any ideas on what kind of drugs will help without killing me?

How to Lose Weight: 20 Pounds in 60 Days Without Exercise

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there is a reason they are not legal... they are going to be harmful.I don't know if you are trying to lose 10-15lbs or like 20-30, or 100... but try walking more.. if you are use to driving try parking further away from the store or buildings where you drive to.. every few extra steps helps. Try adding more fiber into your diet, (look up flax, to add to your meals.. ground up it's like powder and mostly tasteless)... more protein and less carbs... carbs usually turn to sugar then fat too fast... protein will help you stay full longer so you don't eat as much or snack when you're bored.most people think diet soda or drinks with splenda are better.. they aren't... natural sugars are 'better' but if you can, just cut out drinks other than water... a multi vitamin might work for you too. Iron makes us feel less sleepy, and you can feel like doing more.... if you are feeling too tired....ok well idk if these things help but this is what I try to do. But plz don't think about drugs.. even ones that have been 'approved' aren't likely the best thing to do.

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• none.
• Crack, Cocaine, Methamphetamine, Adderall, or try the new drug called EXERCISE. It doesn't work in 2 days genius. You have to work at it and increase the amount of exercise you do overtime..Also have to eat healthy while exercising, plenty of sweating, and find a good diet that fits you. Ex: High protein, low carb... etc.
• There are no drugs that will make you lose weight. If such drugs existed do you think there'd be so many porkers in the world?
• Lol. Drugs may help you become sickly, and die sooner. It may help with your weight, but it's not going to help you when it comes to being happy with yourself. Drugs will just worsen the main issue. "I'm so unhappy with myself....". The best way to lose weight and keep it off, is by living a healthy lifestyle. Not just trying for a week or so and giving up. This is where diets go wrong... "A couple slices of fudge won't hurt anything" and then they keep saying that about the fudge until it is all gone and they go buy more...and "It's not going to hurt anything" and before long, they are no longer on the diet. Try p90x if you want to lose it fast. If you lose the weight naturally, the less likely it is to come back quicker. OR the eat what you want diet and do medium exercises daily. Drink water only. This will help out so much. It's good for you, and it helps clean out the toxins/chemicals in your body.
• What a ridiculous question. Try committing to exercising and healthy eating, not doing drugs.
• Avoid drugs because you won't know the long term side effects it kicks in.Your eating habit and exercises is crucial.For eating habits, eat slowly and enjoy your food. Drink a cup of water before each meal.I've seen my friends losing more than 60 pounds with jogging alone so it's worth trying. He didn't even join gym membership or buy any expensive equipments.The key to develop and practise the right eating habits and exercises is your mindset because weight loss is not a mission but a long term process.If you're having difficulty in motivation consider hypnotherapist with NLP skill or try weight loss hypnosis audio.Good luck!