I ate a moldy strawberry; what's the worst that can happen?

Bedies me pooping green poop, and me misspelling when I type(uninteionally), what else is going to happen to me?

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Was it a red or pink strawberry? If so then you need to do exactly as I say. This could possibly be a dire situation so we need to be safe.Step 1; Chug a can of diet coke as fast as you possibly can. The faster you get it from the can into your mouth the more acid it will retain. That acidity will start to decompose the toxin from the strawberry.Step 2; you need to eat something that is really high in fat to counter act the mold. I would suggest eating about a cup of peanut butter, If not more than that. We dont want to take any chances. This is your life in the line.Step 3; Stand on both feet and jump up and down for at least 3 minutes.This will not only mix up both the pop and peanut butter making them work faster and more effectively it will also make the mixture spread through out your body attacking the mold faster.Step 4; Now you have too make yourself vomit up the mixture intilll there is nothing left in your stomach to get rid of all the toxins that have been soaked up.Step 5; Drink 100ml of water for every 15 pounds of body weight.Step 6; Finally once you're finished with the previous steps you can't sleep for 19 hours or this will halt the cleansing process.I wish you the best of luck my friend!

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• [probably nothing. The mold has no effect upon the body system . Things that do have effects are things like bacteria and viruses, etc.. Remenmber that in a natural environment animals and birds will often eat moldy fruits indiscriminately, not because they like them but simply because they are usually not so fussy and discriminating as humans..Remember also that many types of cheeses are eaten regularly having mold, "Blue Cheese" is an example of this.. It is thought that the mold increases the flavour.As for the previous response, I would have to take thuis with tongue in cheek. I think he is overstating the case and he may be having you on.!
• You'll be abducted by aliens, probed, sent back to earth and revisited every couple of years to check your progress.